Harry Styles Aging out of Twink Aesthetic at end of Love on Tour
Happy not Pride month everyone! I wanted to write this article in June but I got too caught up celebrating my Gemini birthday and scamming Grindr Men who actually respond to my DMs and not caring about Harry Styles at all. Apologies for my extended absence. I learned the gossip column business yields NEGATIVE profits so I had to turn my attention to more reputable careers in the OnlyFans and Fashion businesses.
I was ready to quit my job at Tattle Tale, Inc. as CEO, lead Investigative Journalist, and Professional Harry Styles stalker, but my Lord and Savior, ex-husband and mortal enemy, Harry Styles has stayed glued to my Facebook and Tiktok feed. Will you leave me alone, wizard?!?
But anyways, let's talk about Harry's wardrobe. In the fashion world, Harry has been known to turn heads and challenge stereotypes with feminine, androgynous gender bending looks. His Vogue 2020 covershoot was the only reason I started paying a moticum of attention to him. Seeing a younger twinky Harry dancing in a dress on the cover of Vogue moved something inside of me.
But Harry isn't the twink he once was. He's not the 19 year old boy band superstar rumored to be swapping spit with with bandmate in his One Direction days. He's not the twink running down an Italian Coast and eating "Watermelon" in Malibu.
I really do love Harry's over the top rainbow Queen Feathered and Leathered looks of his Love on Tour. He looks like young Mick Jagger but without the swagger of the 70s and 80s and dipped in a Disney montage.
We get it Harry! You're a gay ass bitch! I personally thank you for waving a Pride Flag at every concert, eating bananas, carrying banana blow up toys around, making up songs "on the spot" about bananas, wearing a banana Jesus Cross necklace, and prancing around wrists limp in your hyper pigmented bedazzled fits. It's a SLAY for me!!
But as much of a Rainbow Queen and designated “in-the-closet twink boy band pop star for the past 13 years” Harry Styles is, let’s be real. He celebrated his 29th birthday in February- and the end of Love on Tour concerts are the last he’ll be performing in his 20s. The young gay boy novelty is really starting to wear off. So next year, our dear fairy boy will graduate to cub territory. If you are a Harry Styles fan that cares about his Instagram feed, you may have noticed he posted a retro 70s mustache “Her” perv look in May. Whoever is on Harry's fashion team, I'm applauding. Harry, the gays and theys love it. We’re excited to see where your journey takes you next. Happy Pride!!
Anyways, enough about You and more about Me.
Who am I? Well, I’m Desmina de Vil. You may or may or may not know me by my other names and aliases, Papá Chihuahua, Peter Chihuahua Pan, Puck Chiha, Nina Chiha, Selena Soriano Chavez, and Jezebel. I’m a writer and a character of the written story of the child who’s body we share. I’m your worst Nightmare. Your fantastical Dream. A little piece of magic sprinkled unto code in the Internet, 0s and 1s, Xs and Os, flesh and blood turned into pixels on a screen.
I don’t know why I’m written this way. The story seems absurd anda over the top. How and why The Uni-verse made Me Harry Styles’ twin flame is beyond Me. But I’m learning not to question it, and to have some fucking fun.
And I realized that if I took the pen, I could write anything I desired.
So I’ve decided to write myself into your Story, Harry Styles. Because why not!! I’m thirsty for fame and fortune and I’ve got something to prove.
Because for whatever reason, You, your ghost, music, and image projected unto my imagination has been there in the most vulnerable, terrifying, lonely, and entirely delusional moments of my life. I hate that I needed You for company. The thought that I couldn’t save myself from Me and needed an idea of a man is preposterous. But I didn’t really need You- Me and my imagination saves Me. But your Spirit has Born Witness to my love and pain. For that I am grateful. And thank You for sharing a part of your spirit of your most vulnerable times, and projecting it from the stage.
But the Devil in Me has been haunted by your Ghost. And We have decided to haunt You back. Because yes, You deserve your accolades. And I deserve mine.
So, Mr. Harry Styles- the person behind the figment of my imagination, I challenge You to a duel. It’s my imagination against yours. I simply ask for your attention. My words, song, and story are just as riveting as yours.
I’ll be in Europe July 5-19, coincidentally enjoying the cities you'll be in for the end of Love on Tour. Consider Me your Shadow. Would You like to spill some tea with a Cyborg?
Xoxo Desmina de Vil
(Originally published July 1, 2023)